i bet it’s fucking skype’s auto-fuck-you-with-it

Annie (via younowwantcheeseontoast)

im great with words

Drawing human vaginas on ponies is like drawing girly boys. Girly boys are a stepping stone into gay porn for guys who are gay-curious but still have reservations about liking proper mens bodies. Likewise, human vaginas are a stepping stone into furry porn for bronies who are furry-curious but still have reservations about liking proper animal bodies.
what
stop drawing porn and take care of the ferrets
my dad
this is my bunne, there are many like it, but this one is mine. my bunne, without me, is useless. without my bunne, i am useless
dad
i just wanna lay down and think about cartoon character sex
me
Shut up, bitch.
me circa 2013 (via niiiiiiiiick)
my otp is butters x fluttershy aka buttershy
me
MLP:FiM was not about selling toys.
tools
First world problems: My boyfriend wants to hug instead of play video games with me.
Me
Too many people seriously wearing cowboy hats. It’s making me sad.
Paul in Minneapolis Saint Paul airport
auwa:

fiztheancient:

I always think of this quote when I am depressed. :) So inspirational!

It always makes me feel so much better. God bless.

Reblog for the afternoon crew. :)

auwa:

fiztheancient:

I always think of this quote when I am depressed. :) So inspirational!

It always makes me feel so much better. God bless.

Reblog for the afternoon crew. :)

I always think of this quote when I am depressed. :) So inspirational!

I always think of this quote when I am depressed. :) So inspirational!

might change my mind the more i look at that butthole
me
Aw yea Minerva Mink, play it real slow so I can jerk it to her uni-boob.
My dad
Oh it’s Moon Over Minerva, put it in real slow motion so I can jerk off.
My dad