"Cara-Ethyl (Kylie Sparks) is an eccentric, obese, and sheltered girl on the eve of her eighteenth birthday who desperately dreams of an exciting life. But she’s left with her blind, clueless (but well-meaning) mother (Julie Hagerty), a pest of a brother and imaginary friends (Cara-Ethyl pretends she has a friend for her mother).
All that is changed when the pizza man, Matt Firenze (Ethan Embry), comes to the door. Soon, Cara-Ethyl persuades Matt to allow her to go with him on his deliveries. As the night progresses, Cara-Ethyl and Matt impart their wisdom and learn from each other, and both are forced to evaluate their lives.”
A lot of Facade videos have been showing up on my dashboard lately and I’ve been watching, like all of them. At first, I was thinking “has anyone tried to play this as a nice person?” but the more I watch the videos and how the dialogue between the couple progresses, the more I don’t think I could get to the end of the game without going off on these people about how I’m not their goddamn therapist.
I’ve played it straight a few times and won.
There’s actually different endings you can get depending on the responses you give.
i got an ending where trip just fucking left and another one where it came out that he was cheating but they decided to talk it out and asked me to leave.
i got a good ending with both of them staying and deciding to talk it out by just shaking the 8ball and saying whatever it said
is this what happened to that lady’s dog? your dad’s ass is on its way to becoming a serial killer
well with that dog it was a little yappy thing that would purposely jump up where people were about to sit and bite their asses
the ferret was just kind of beboping around the bed real fast and my dad barely sat on its head
whats dumb is that my dad usually does look down before he sits on the bed so he wont sit on the ferrets, but when he actually does, its suddenly my fault because im supposed to know where the ferret is gonna run to and when my dad is going to sit down